Moan for me like Helen Keller
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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