We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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