nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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