he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
two words: eviction party
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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