the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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