Sry I called you an 8
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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