you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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