you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Brb crying the tears of my youth
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