The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere