Ambien. No doubt about it.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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