Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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