let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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