is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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