idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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