I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Randomize
