I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He shit in the fireplace
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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