and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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