I love black thongs
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Hey! you should come over!
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