I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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