More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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