She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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