yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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