True but thats because hes a fetus.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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