check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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