I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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