I must be too annoying 4 u.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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