She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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