dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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