I need help removing her.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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