I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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