If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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