you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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