You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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