I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i out mim tonsoeep
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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