She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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