At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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