wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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