That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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