So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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