Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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