id be glad to
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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