haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
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I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
she peed on how many people?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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