no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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