i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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