Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
