You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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