we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Randomize
