office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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