i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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