my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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