if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He better not be in your backpack
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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