Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wish i was in the wii world.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
