I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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