We got so high we made milksteak
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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