I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
they're like a gay fantastic four
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
