Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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