High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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